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“Two cars collided, everybody died.”
“I saw it, but I don’t reckon you wanna ‘ear about it. Dey was washin the blood off the street with coke.”
“Precisely at the moment of impact she shot straight out of the window, ripping through a shower of broken glass directly into the other car’s windshield and embedding her limp carcass in the window. She must have been going no more than thirty so I can not fathom how she gathered enough force to be sent that far.”
“It was all quite dull really, the chink came too far left of center on the turn and barreled into that pregnant black chick, poor child.”
“Ok … one at a time, what did you say boy?”
“I said the two just butted heads and scrambled some eggs, who’s trying to fry whom, bacon?
“Now Charles, don’t speak like that – he doesn’t know what he says officer.”
“Leave the child alone Victoria, the little brat knows very well what he says.”
“What about you sir, you said you saw the body shoot out of the glass, could you describe the blood like rain too, like a shower of blood from the heavens – that is what you said correct sir?”
“Yes! It was incredible –“
“No Press jerk off – get behind the tape. Now ma’am, did you say someone was pregnant?”
“Oh yes, the little girl in the other car.”
“Where is she now?”
“I dare not speak on behalf of her eternal soul, but I do believe wherever she is the child went with her.”
“This woulda neva ‘ave ‘appened with horses.”